Dearest Delegate,

It is with glee and anticipation that I introduce you to the Press Corps, officially the coolest committee at EMUN 2006. We are the most feared, most famous, and only independent committee, entitled to the best food and juiciest gossip. Do not believe the demonic reputation we have cultivated, we are very nice people. Delegates, do drop into the Press Room if you want to see geniuses at work, if you need your shoelaces tied, or if you are just feeling lonely.

Now for the Application details. Unfortunately, not everyone can be part of the fantabulous Press Corps. Anyone who is low on IQ, inclined towards insanity, or has suicidal tendencies will automatically be eliminated. Press Delegates must have excellent writing skills. Good verbal competence, the ability to deal with technology (faulty Xerox machines) and the inborn tendency to make fun of people are added bonuses. Delegates must be aware of recent global events, and show familiarity with Parliamentary Procedure. Additionally, the delegate should be adept at handling fawning devotees and mountain-loads of fan mail.

And last but not the least, do take everything the Press says seriously. Do take offence at what we say, and do threaten us with legal action if necessary.

It'll only give our sadistic minds greater satisfaction.

Cheers,

Mithila Mehta,
Director of Press Corps